Posts tagged my life updates.

270 words in for this 850-word advertorial. I’m sure my sweat tastes sweet with all these saccharic words I’ve been typing.

  June 18, 2012 at 12:53am

Wha— My wife’s doctor just decided my wife should be operated on tomorrow, Sunday. Just like that. And I have these deadlines for an article looming and my son is having a cold and and and adl;jabjkfasn;fsdlafdsnfak;asl

And Bayern Muenchen against Chelsea in, like, 11 hours ?

  May 19, 2012 at 03:09pm

Omg my source is super extra nice. The answers he gave to my questions are. Just. Perfect.

  May 15, 2012 at 01:29pm

I’ve been totally swamped this last five days and I’ve turned down, like, three writing assignments (One of which I was actually really eager to sink my teeth into but asaddfasjdhajfhadsfa). Depression it comes a-calling

  May 09, 2012 at 01:13pm

Chris John it is

  May 05, 2012 at 10:19pm

Streamzoo photo - Dusk approaching

  April 19, 2012 at 02:04pm

I visited my dad’s grave yesterday; grass as high as four feet covering it (it took me twenty minutes to find the grave). It’s an old graveyard and it doesn’t accept any more burial I believe. Both my lower arms have these scratches and they itch and hurt at the same time.

  April 16, 2012 at 04:36pm

whoops there goes another follower. 

  April 16, 2012 at 09:52am

Reblog if no one gives a fuck about your ask box


(via princess-kitana)

Wife’s PMS time equals ice cream time

That’s how we roll

  April 16, 2012 at 07:12am

Angry Birds Space is wicked fun OMG

  April 15, 2012 at 01:50pm

It’s been awhile since the last time I listened to some Green Day

  April 11, 2012 at 05:12pm
Title: Venus Envy Artist: Gino Vannelli 39 plays


VENUS ENVY - Gino Vannelli

Don’t want no marble statue smooth and cold as ice
Not some man-made goddess custom cut and spliced
Don’t need no great big set of charms to tempt my heart (oh no)
Prefer the feel of something real over plastic art
Well Aphrodite’s got grace but she ain’t the face I know and I love
‘Cause I got blood in these veins while she’s some spooky dame
Lost in the heavens above

Why do you wanna be Venus?
When your light shines brighter than the brightest star
Why do you wanna be anyone else other than who you are?
Why do you wanna be Venus?
When you’re so much more than she could ever be
Yeah I feel like I’m losing you

Come back to me

Don’t want no hand-made inlaid porcelain china doll (oh no)
Not some babe who comes unstitched before every mirror on the wall
Yeah DiMilo’s some piece but no thanks please
Not my cup of tea (oh no)
‘Cause I want flesh and bone and not some block of stone
Lying in bed next to me

Blame it on those dippy dreams of beauty queens
Who kowtow to the pressure
Prescribing to the point of view that bigger is better
Yeah those tattooed lips those vacuumed hips this whole insanity
Remember what you do you do for you and not for me

To all those beautiful women out there. And I mean all of you.

Gino Vannelli can always provide songs and lyrics to suit any of my mood and my “topic of the day.”

And the title cracks me up every time.

Love this guy.

My wife has to go to her hometown again and I’m listening to this on repeat. Go figure.

After this had happened last week, yesterday I was trying to explain the word ‘sustain’ and I made a  reference to an electric guitar effect and I made the sound of the guitar ooooweeeyou-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u—u-uuuuuu-uuuuu-uuuu-uuuu to explain sustain in the classroom in front of the classroom.

I need a vacation

  April 11, 2012 at 07:19am