Just got three deadlines for three articles. Whoohoo viva World Cup
Posts tagged my life updates.
- Robert Benchley
Look what the cat drag in!! Ihatemousewhosgonnacleanthismessiainttouchingthatthecatlovesusshebroughtuspresentamouseamouaeitellyaa and it’s still alive(!!) I ain’t touching that
I am downloading the best of 38 special on the (empty) classroom WIFI omg
Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this
I play this in my car while I’m driving.
I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song
I decided this a long time ago
Try petting the cats to this.
Ima just gon reblog this a seventh time okay
Everytime I hear this I want to spontaneously jump on a table and begin a battle
At this very moment I am sitting in the classroom alone. Yep, nobody is here. Everyone bailed. No one told me none. NO ONE. So I am listening to this at full volume.
The sun is blessedly shining right now.
And I am here upstairs spewing word on the laptop with the sound of the
washing machine whirring in the background. Doing laundry and writing this
article on the economic outlook and the general elections and something
about cronyism (those fuckers, right?).
My wife is getting a massage from a masseuse downstairs, while, I am sure,
chatting on her phone with my female cousin (she is my mother’s brother’s
daughter and she and my wife are really close. I don’t even remember the
name of her kids.).
The kids are out in the park playing football or tag or climbing trees, or
some other thing.
Oh, and Boston’s I Had A Good Time is playing over the laptop’s speaker. On
repeat. I like Boston and I like this song. Good time.
- me looking at thing: yooooo
- me looking at price: nooooo
- Student: Sir what does sustain mean?
- Me: It's when you play a note on you
- guitar and it goes wa-wa-wa...
- Class: ...
- I palmfaced right then and there.
I’m like that kid returning from a vacation.