The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one’s real and one’s declared aims, one turns, as it were, instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish squirting out ink.
(via nudityandnerdery)
(via nudityandnerdery)
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…
…and you finish off as an orgasm.”
- George Carlin (via sirias74)
The Strange Case of Benjamin Button
(via bluedogeyes)
Everything on the tour went drastically wrong. But at least there was a tour for it to go wrong on. - Steve ‘Lips’ Kudlow
ANVIL! The Story of Anvil - Sacha Gervasi
This part made me cry like a bitch =’(
But I have died a thousand times
Watching all these angels fall
Their lonely eyes haunt me still
We will avenge them all

I’m tired. I’m tired of getting my ass grabbed on the dance floor and being told I “should expect it, sweetheart.” I’m tired of getting my ass grabbed, doing nothing about it and feeling ashamed for not reacting. I’m tired of saying “no thank you” when a man comes up behind me to start dancing and completely ignores my answer. I’m tired of again saying “i said no, but thanks” and still feeling their hands on me. I’m tired of having to move so they get the hint, and sometimes, even then, they don’t. I’m tired of saying “okay, sure” instead of “no thank you” just because I don’t want to deal with them refusing my answer. I’m tired because I know I’m not the only woman who deals with this culture.
Yeah, I kinda just stopped going to clubs and bars and then that ONE TIME I actually hit up a “safe” bar near Columbia University, I got my ass grabbed. What the fuck.
Absolutely disgusting. I don’t get it…I just don’t. I’m tired of this fucking culture and I’m not even a woman. Just hearing about some douche grab a girl’s ass makes me want to kick that fucker in the face.