Posts tagged quote.

The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

- Robert Benchley

  May 18, 2014 at 09:15pm

Murphy’s Laws which you have not studied in schools

Law of Equality :

The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll cal u in 5 min!
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Law of Queue:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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Law of Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
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Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.😐
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Bath Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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Law of Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
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Law of the Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will work perfectly, especially when the mechanic reaches your home
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Law of Bio Mechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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Theatre Rule:

People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
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Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
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Law of Proposal :

After u accept a proposal you will get a better one..

  May 01, 2014 at 12:24pm

كما تدين تدان.

What goes around, comes around. (via hadeiadel)

.الجيات أحسن من الرايحات
What is coming is better than what is gone.

Arabic Proverb (via diramu)

(via bat-thulhu)

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“The simple fact is that when I lost my son, when Karac left us, I really changed. I mean, there’s nothing on the planet to equal that kind of grief…it still makes me shudder. No matter how good you are or how capable you are or how strong you are or how well-intentioned you are, you don’t get over anything like that." - Robert Plant

(via pricklylegs)

He had heard it made before by people of many different nationalities. The illusion that freedom is the prerogative of one’s own particular race is fairly widespread.
Dr. Gerard was wiser. He knew that no race, no country and no individual could be described as free.

Agatha Christie
  July 27, 2013 at 09:36am

The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one’s real and one’s declared aims, one turns, as it were, instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish squirting out ink.

George Orwell, The Lion and the Unicorn (via victoriousvocabulary)

(via nudityandnerdery)

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He read with nothing but appetite—without discrimination or judgment, sometimes without understanding.

Peter Straub’s Mystery

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…

…and you finish off as an orgasm.”

- George Carlin (via sirias74)

The Strange Case of Benjamin Button

  April 11, 2012 at 03:43am via sirias74

Science does not purvey absolute truth, science is a mechanism. It’s a way of trying to improve your knowledge of nature, it’s a system for testing your thoughts against the universe and seeing whether they match.

Isaac Asimov (via expose-the-light)

(via bluedogeyes)

What’s the difference between a commercial rapper and a pile of shit? ‘The pile of shit does not peddle drug-induced lyrics to the people!’

George Carlin on Tweeter
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  April 10, 2012 at 11:05am

The sun in your eyes made some of the lies worth believing

Alan Parsons Project
  October 26, 2011 at 05:32pm

Because I can lie beautiful true things into existence, & let people escape from inside their own heads & see through other eyes.

Neil Gaiman
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  October 20, 2011 at 02:00pm

theghostofgrace:

poluciones:

Everything on the tour went drastically wrong. But at least there was a tour for it to go wrong on. - Steve ‘Lips’ Kudlow

ANVIL! The Story of Anvil - Sacha Gervasi

This part made me cry like a bitch =’(

prehistoricdanc:

But I have died a thousand times
Watching all these angels fall
Their lonely eyes haunt me still
We will avenge them all