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secretlysatan:

tyleroakley:

liquid-liamm:

what Germans do while waiting at traffic lights

AMERICA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WE NEED THIS

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#this  

hellofromtumblr:

Create GIFs with your webcam!

Here’s how:

  1. Create a photo post.
  2. Click “Take a photo” on the bottom right corner.
  3. Allow Tumblr to use your webcam. 
  4. Click the GIF button.
  5. Smile and move your face an/or body around. (Optional.)

Your camera will take four shots in a row and then turn them into an animated GIF. Happy giffing!

(Chrome and Firefox v20+ only, for now)

How To Intelligently Present Yourself To The World ›

As once(1) a movie character said “They keep finding new ways to celebrate mediocrity”, (2) and seeing how much true and applicable it is to your existence as a social being, why not using the language of the learned to present the whats and hows of you to the world?

These are the whats and hows of you in Latin(3):


1 Ego viator, cepi imagines, populus wowed , populus subpono, tunc vita est etiam idem eadem idem. (4)

2 Prosperitas est illud Pomum virga in tergum fenestra of meus vehiculum.(5)

3 Dum locus populus contemplor suum victus ut nusquam tamen valde vulgaris nisi aliquanto plumbeus, ego ut a tornacense reperio lemma epulae Olympus quod tolle eas imagines edendo. (6)

4 Ego obduco hora intueor meus imagines ego ipse inicio amicabiliter networkus.( 7)

5 Ego interdum laudo sententia vacuus having minimus informatio quos Ego laudo facio myself vultus erudio.(8)

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(1) Footnotes make you look kinda intelligent. Add footnotes whenever you feel like to. 
(2) Bob Parr in The Incredibles
(3) Relax, they are translated from English to Latin with the help of internet. None of these is grammatically correct. Shut up. 
(4) I traveled, I took picture, people wowed, people forgot, and then life is still the same.
(5) Success is those Apple stickers on the rear window of my vehicle.
(6) While local people regards their food as nothing but very ordinary if not somewhat dull, I as a tourist find them dishes of heaven and take pictures of myself eating.
(7) I dedicate hours to admire my own photos I myself put on the social network. 
(8) I sometimes quote sayings without having the slightest idea whom I quote to make myself look educated.

Cuddling like there was no 7 A.M.

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#this  
  August 15, 2011 at 04:48pm

How To Intelligently Present Yourself To The World

As once(1) a movie character said “They keep finding new ways to celebrate mediocrity”, (2) and seeing how much true and applicable it is to your existence as a social being, why not using the language of the learned to present the whats and hows of you to the world?

These are the whats and hows of you in Latin(3):

Ego viator, cepi imagines, populus wowed , populus subpono, tunc vita est etiam idem eadem idem. (4)

Prosperitas est illud Pomum virga in tergum fenestra of meus vehiculum.(5)

Dum locus populus contemplor suum victus ut nusquam tamen valde vulgaris nisi aliquanto plumbeus, ego ut a tornacense reperio lemma epulae Olympus quod tolle eas imagines edendo. (6)

Ego obduco hora intueor meus imagines ego ipse inicio amicabiliter networkus.( 7)

Ego interdum laudo sententia vacuus having minimus informatio quos Ego laudo facio myself vultus erudio.(8)

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(1) Footnotes make you look kinda intelligent. Add footnotes whenever you feel like to. 
(2) Bob Parr in The Incredibles
(3) Relax, they are translated from English to Latin with the help of internet. None of these is grammatically correct. Shut up. 
(4) I traveled, I took picture, people wowed, people forgot, and then life is still the same.
(5) Success is those Apple stickers on the rear window of my vehicle.
(6) While local people regards their food as nothing but very ordinary if not somewhat dull, I as a tourist find them dishes of heaven and take pictures of myself eating.
(7) I dedicate hours to admire my own photos I myself put on the social network. 
(8) I sometimes quote sayings without having the slightest idea whom I quote to make myself look educated.

every time

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#this  #so true  

alleviate-:

14 year olds who think they’re going to do whatever they want and get a bunch of tattoos the second they turn 18.

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#THIS  
  June 08, 2011 at 09:03am

Well John, if they are not going to make a distinction between Muslims and violent extremists, why should I take the time to distinguish between decent fearful white people and racists?

Aasif Mandvi on The Daily Show (via ordinaryrevolutionary)

SNAP

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Ice burn.

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Will someone give this man an award?

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1000 points.

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BOOM. 

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FAITH. ›

batmanapproves:

sophielestrande:

I present to you a dog named Faith!

This puppy was born on Christmas Eve in 2002. He was born with only two hind legs.

As is clear, could not walk, and even his own mother rejected him.


His first owner also thought he would never walk, and wanted to sacrifice him.

At that time, its present owner, Jude Stringfellow, met him and asked to stay with him.
Determined, she was taught and trained that this little dog to walk alone.

A surprise, then, that after only six months, the Faith” began to learn to balance on its hind legs and jump to the front, moving well.

Faith loves to move around everywhere now.

Wherever he goes, he attracts all the attention on him. He became famous on the international scene, and has appeared in TV programs and newspapers.
Is to be published a book about him entitled With a little Faith. “ It was considered still include it in one of the Harry Potter films.

The Faith is a continuing demonstration of the value and wonder of life.


In life there are always things we do not want, and to feel better, just look at life with other perspectives.

Think your life is not so bad.

D-;

mabelmoments:

A gorilla cuddles a duckling that had strayed from a nearby moat at Bristol zoo. The duckling made it safely back to its home.

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#OMG  #this  #love life  

Admit It. We have all tried to have a diary but failed epically

#lol  #THIS  #relevant  

thehappysorceress:

Alphabetized Bevy of Costumed DC Beauties Assembled by CallMePo

Can you name them all?

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#dc  #dcu  #THIS  

comicscavern:

“Jessica!! Do not harm Sookeh or her sassy gay friend while I am away. I have to take a vampire meeting with the vampire senator about proposals for new vampire laws.”

True Blood fanfic pretty much writes itself.

#vampire diaries  #lol  #OMG  #THIS  #!!!  

Why you should never ask favours from graphic designers ›

#lol  #OMG  #THIS